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Old 09-27-2005, 01:25   #1
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Swap

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a
magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
"Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a
guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."
"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
"Absolutely not," he said.
"How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."
"Season's more than half over," he said.
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Old 09-28-2005, 08:39   #2
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Reminds me of that very old bumpersticker

I got a gun for my wife

Pretty good trade, don't you think?
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