[okie]

A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from
Texas A&M, are driving from Dallas down to a motel in Austin for their
honeymoon. Along the way, Buck reaches over and puts his hand on
Thurleen's knee.

Thurleen smiles, blushes and says, "Oh Buck, we're married now, you
can go farther than that!"

So he drove on to Laredo.