A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The
officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if
she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.
"Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
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