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Old 10-17-2005, 08:55   #1
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Don't Lie

Doesn't pay to lie to those kids they are smarter then we are..

A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?"

Her mother told her, "God sent you."

"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.

"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.

"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.

"He sent them also" the mother said.

"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.

"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.

"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so d*mn grouchy around here."
"As an OK State Trooper once told me, "Why shouldn't a "good" citizen be allowed to carry a gun, all the "bad" guys already do.""
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Old 10-22-2005, 00:17   #2
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Old 10-22-2005, 19:12   #3
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Old 10-26-2005, 19:05   #5
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That needs to be retold as a Little Johnny joke. Which I will from now on.
"We will not cheat steal or lie, nor tolerate any among us who do."

If liberals interpreted the Second Amendment the way they interpret the rest of the Bill of Rights, there would be law professors arguing that gun ownership is mandatory.
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