Good News / Bad News
A young man from a prominent family was being divorced by his glamorous wife. His lawyer called with news about the property settlement.
"The good news is that she isn't asking for any share of your future inheritance."
"Great!" said the young man. "What's the bad news?"
"Well," said the lawyer, "after the divorce, she's marrying your father!"
"As an OK State Trooper once told me, "Why shouldn't a "good" citizen be allowed to carry a gun, all the "bad" guys already do.""
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