GlockTalk.com
Home Forums Classifieds Blogs Today's Posts Search Social Groups



  
SIGN-UP
Notices

Glock Talk
Welcome To The Glock Talk Forums.
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-18-2005, 21:59   #1
forthehalibut
Senior Member
 
forthehalibut's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 6,538
The Difference Between Left and Right

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week" The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber oes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right.
__________________
FREE app to d/l onto your computer to compare prices on all the big search engines and save a few hundred or so a month: http://www.myshoppinggenie.com/bigsales
license key#24047
Big Dawg #1965
forthehalibut is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-19-2005, 13:34   #2
SCmasterblaster
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Hartford, Vermont
Posts: 15,846
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true!^c
__________________
Gun Ownership Offers Freedom in Many Dimensions
SCmasterblaster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-19-2005, 17:54   #3
major
Rejected member
 
major's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Cochrane, Alberta
Posts: 6,463


Amen, brother.
major is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2005, 18:37   #4
UselessLiberal
Member
 
UselessLiberal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Loonyville
Posts: 20
Hey, we useless liberals have got to get our freebies! It's the socialist way! Shame on you for speaking the truth.
UselessLiberal is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 00:11.



Homepage
FAQ
Forums
Calendar
Advertise
Gallery
GT Wiki
GT Blogs
Social Groups
Classifieds


Users Currently Online: 849
218 Members
631 Guests

Most users ever online: 2,244
Nov 11, 2013 at 11:42