The wife appeared at the breakfast table in curlers and a worn
bathrobe. The husband looked up from his newspaper and said, "Why
can't you look like you did when we were first married?" "How can I?"
she snapped back. "I'm not pregnant!"
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
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