T-shirts

Zathras · 06-05-2001, 08:27

Was just thinking over some of the funny T-shirts I've seen in my life. Here are a few:

Large, close up head-shot of a rooster. Underneath, a caption saying "CHICKEN SHIRT".

A couple on the beach, the wife very pregnant. Her t-shirt: an arrow pointing to her tummy and a sign saying, "Under Construction". His t-shirt: "Construction Worker".

My personal favorite: a plain shirt with no logo or picture of any kind saying in plain print: "I am the man from Nantucket".

Oracle In Training · 06-06-2001, 07:16

I saw an old timer this morning with a sweatshirt that said "Over what hill?, where? when?"

PeterJ87 · 06-06-2001, 13:42

Friend from HS was 6'11". He had a shirt made up "Yes the weather up here is fine"

Steve Koski · 06-07-2001, 18:32

"I am the man from Nantucket."

Oh my heavens, I have tears rolling down my cheeks and my side is going to split open.

LOL!!!!

Thank you.

Koski

06-07-2001, 19:55

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Zathras:
[B]Was just thinking over some of the funny T-shirts I've seen in my life. A couple on the beach, the wife very pregnant. Her t-shirt: an arrow pointing to her tummy and a sign saying, "Under Construction". His t-shirt: "Construction Worker".

I saw one tasteless t-shirt one night at a local Wal-Mart.A woman probably about 9 months pregnant and very big was walking down an aisle with a large grin.Walking past her I saw that her shirt read,in large letters,I SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED.Not a shy person I guess!

CanadianGlockFan · 06-08-2001, 03:46

I saw one yesterday that said "Yes, I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head that far up my ***". I burst out laughing right there :-)

PeterJ87 · 06-08-2001, 05:53

Back in my HS days when the Big Johnson and "Coed Naked" shirts were getting to be the rage, we took a trip to Denver. I found in a store there "Bungee Condoms" and this cartoon guy jumping off a bridge with a condom on his, yeah.

"If you're in the partying mode, make sure your condom can handle the load: Bungee Condoms" is what it said on the back

Wherever we went guys were laughing their butts off to that one. A few girls got whiney, but what's new.

XKR · 06-08-2001, 09:28

Quote:

Originally posted by Zathras:
My personal favorite: a plain shirt with no logo or picture of any kind saying in plain print: "I am the man from Nantucket".

If you actually GO to Nantucket, you can buy those shirts in any one of a hundred twee little gift shops. Also ones that say "My husband is the man from Nantucket." It stops being cute really fast.

Zathras · 06-08-2001, 09:36

Quote:

Originally posted by XKR:
If you actually GO to Nantucket, you can buy those shirts in any one of a hundred twee little gift shops. Also ones that say "My husband is the man from Nantucket." It stops being cute really fast.[/B]

I'm sure it does. However, that was the first time I'd ever seen it, and I haven't seen it since. A good joke is funny the first time.

XKR · 06-08-2001, 09:39

Quote:

Originally posted by Zathras:
I'm sure it does. However, that was the first time I'd ever seen it, and I haven't seen it since. A good joke is funny the first time.

Yes, it is. Didn't mean to rain on your joke, sorry.

Thinking of Nantucket made me think of my ex-wife. Put me in kind of a negative frame of mind, I guess. She loved it there. I could barely stand it.

johnboy · 06-08-2001, 14:12

I saw one that had on the front "Wanna Raise Hell?" and on the back it had "Hell Yeah!"

IDPA Sharpshooter · 06-09-2001, 09:50

Last week in Birmingham, passing by a ladies' clothing shop:

Pretty in pink,
Wicked in uniform.

Girlfriend LOVED that one!

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**MrMurphy** · 06-10-2001, 12:32

Two friends of mine, then a civilian and an Airborne Lieutenant, now a Ranger (enlisted) and Airborne 1st Lieutenant, had identical black t-shirts with white stencil-type lettering that said "Chicks dig pale skinny guys" which, compared to some, they qualified as (though being a wrestling coach and a paratrooper, I don't know about skinny).

Those two also (along with a Marine friend of theirs I also knew) had identical black t-shirts with large white stenciled letters that said GROUPIE.

When you see three large white guys all in good physical shape with buzzed haircuts and GROUPIE t-shirts, you start to wonder who they're Groupies FOR......

(them shirts got them some dates, suprisingly enough!)

They bought them at a Hot Topic store in Orange County (CA) where they all live(d).

N4CDLAW · 06-11-2001, 20:52

Plain black T-shirt with white lettering:

I AM A BOMB TECHNICIAN
If you see me running, try to catch up!

There's a pic on the 'net with a bunch of guys standing around wearing camo pants and black T-shirts like they might be a SWAT team, but one of the guys was wearing this shirt.

BIG C IN BIG D · 06-11-2001, 21:07

I always liked."I may be fat.But your ugly and I can diet".

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rotti · 06-12-2001, 17:30

My favorite is
Christian
American
Heterosexual
PRO-GUN
Conservative
Any questions?

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tous · 06-12-2001, 18:23

University of Wisconsin, 1972.
A very pregnant young woman was seen often about campus wearing a T-shirt stating, 'Nixon's the One.'
I believe that was a legitimate campaign slogan of the '72 Nixon endeavor.

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3MartiniLunch · 06-12-2001, 19:21

A HUGE fat guy (6'3"plus, 400#plus) sitting on a cooler at Preakness this year. Shirt said: "I AM BIGGER THAN YOU."

Someone gave these away on campus as a credit card signup promotion UNTIL some idiot was offended and complained:
"Freshman Chicks.
Get 'em while they're still skinny"

CastleBravo · 06-13-2001, 08:55

Also seen on a bumper sticker:

"Feminist Chicks Dig Me."

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Warblade · 06-13-2001, 13:46

One my Mom gave me
(in cursive)
I don't suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it

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Hines57 · 06-15-2001, 21:55

My personal favorite:
Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing

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gogburn · 06-16-2001, 20:31

Saw one that had a line across the chest with "Must be This Tall to Ride" written under the line.

Zathras · 06-21-2001, 14:13

"Nuke a Godless Communist gay baby seal for Christ"

birdman · 06-22-2001, 11:09

On the back of the T-shirt of a male biker:
"if you can read this the b*tch fell off"

On the back of the T-shirt of his girlfriend:
"if you can read this the d*ck won't let me drive"

(didn't see this myself but heard the story once)
Birdman

45owner · 06-22-2001, 21:01

Tastes like chicken

I'm with stupid--->

Instant A-hole just add alcahol