T-shirts - Page 3

bobjones22 · 08-01-2002, 19:54

Maine isn't the end of the world, but you can see it from he'ah.

***TKM*** · 08-01-2002, 20:37

The liver is Evil, it must be punished.

zen_grasshopper · 08-01-2002, 23:15

My favorite is my black t-shirt that says "I'd rather be masturbating!"

I love wearing that in public and to class. My professor's don't like it much though!!

aspartz · 08-01-2002, 23:42

On the front:
The Earth is not my Mother
On the back
And the Government is not my Daddy

ARS

**DWavs** · 08-02-2002, 00:01

Quote:

Originally posted by zen_grasshopper
My favorite is my black t-shirt that says "I'd rather be masturbating!"

I love wearing that in public and to class. My professor's don't like it much though!!

hehehe.....

Alex_Knight · 08-02-2002, 00:18

Quote:

Originally posted by zen_grasshopper
My favorite is my black t-shirt that says "I'd rather be masturbating!"

I love wearing that in public and to class. My professor's don't like it much though!!

;i ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i

Mauler362ndFG · 08-02-2002, 12:38

One that I have:

Front "I am sitting here completely surrounded by no beer!"

Back "OH! NICE! "

;c;c;c;c

.45Ranger · 08-04-2002, 11:13

Had a black t-shirt with a psychedelic peace singn and the words?
" If you remember the 60's you weren't there";c

badbilly429 · 08-06-2002, 14:44

i have a yellow shirt that says in black letters across the chest "dont drink pee"

Alex_Knight · 08-06-2002, 14:58

I have one that says:

It's only funny until someone get's hurt ! ! !

Then it's hilarious ! ! !

YosemiteSam357 · 08-06-2002, 17:41

I have one from my biker days that says,

[size=large]If it has t*ts or wheels
It will give you problems[/size]

I never wear it though. Really.

-- Sam

wwotw · 08-07-2002, 02:57

have one that says "UNDERCOVER COPS'cop in large print on the back....although I was always asked who was I under the covers with

igrp · 08-07-2002, 12:55

Quote:

Originally posted by kentley
Top line reads "Sobriety Test"

I've seen an older, probably in his mid-60s, tourist-looking gentleman of Asian origin with his wife wearing one of those in Miami Beach this summer. Still wonder if they had any idea what the t-shirt was all about... ;c ;c ;c

Jerry52 · 08-07-2002, 19:13

9 0ut of 10 voices in my head say pull the trigger

The voices said stay home and clean your guns, but I came to work anyway

P-Ratt · 08-08-2002, 11:55

What do you call a person with no fear? An ambulance

My 4yr old has, "Been there broke that!"

P-Ratt · 08-08-2002, 12:01

Harley Davidson logo with the inscription, "If they made an airplane, would you fly in it?" ;M

Muzzleloader · 08-09-2002, 19:48

Picture Bill Clinton wearing a tshirt with an arrow pointing down that says "I'm with stupid"

Penman · 08-09-2002, 20:02

Gave my boss' wife a T-shirt that said: "My next husband will be normal"

jess33565 · 08-12-2002, 01:21

Arrested a guy tonight for Parole Violation. He was wearing a black shirt with white letters saying "Don't make me violate my parole."

Funny end to a crappy day.;f

jess

master tigon · 08-12-2002, 10:36

this one I saw on a customer at work

"Keep staring...I just might do a trick"

this is probably the best
on the front it says "I have a drug problem"
on the back it says. "Billy and dick have a quarter bag of weed.. There's about 48 hits in the bag, and it takes dick two hits to get the munchies, and it takes billy 4 hits to get the munchies. If they eat 15 pretzles each every time they get the munchies, how many pretzles will each one eat"

Funny as hell.

master tigon · 08-12-2002, 10:45

how about one I almost got.
it's a ben franklin quote "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

I once saw a baby with a blue shirt with white lettering saying-"are you my daddy" lol

"I was syzophrenic but we're okay now"

worst shirt idea-"I went to---- and all I got is this stupid t-shirt"

"Take me drunk, I'm home"

just thought of a great baby shirt idea
"They say you can't put a price on life, well they're wrong, my mom sold me for 2 dime bags and a crack pipe."

I saw one many years back with a picture of two little kids naked(figures, I was in provincetown)one boy and one girl, the boy is peeing and is looking at the girl and says, "No you can't touch mine, you all-ready broke yours off"

lol

eXistenZ · 07-22-2009, 14:48

"I call on the forces of the ancestors of GlockTalk. I command thee to rise and be funny once more! LIVE! LIVE AGAIN!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

A stupid t-shirt I find funny:

Pancho 12 · 07-22-2009, 19:37

I saw one at an EasyRider show one time:

"50,000 battered women in America, and all this time I've been eating them plain."

Wrong. Very wrong. Still funny.

Good Lord, this is an old thread...

stormspotter · 07-22-2009, 22:03

Insanity is heraditary, you get it from your kids.

Glock19_11 · 07-23-2009, 09:17