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Old 08-06-2002, 17:41   #61
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I have one from my biker days that says,

[size=large]If it has t*ts or wheels
It will give you problems[/size]


I never wear it though. Really.

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Old 08-07-2002, 02:57   #62
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have one that says "UNDERCOVER COPS'cop in large print on the back....although I was always asked who was I under the covers with
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Old 08-07-2002, 12:55   #63
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Re: PULLED THIS ONE OUT OF A DRAWER

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Originally posted by kentley
Top line reads "Sobriety Test"
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I've seen an older, probably in his mid-60s, tourist-looking gentleman of Asian origin with his wife wearing one of those in Miami Beach this summer. Still wonder if they had any idea what the t-shirt was all about... ;c ;c ;c

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Old 08-07-2002, 19:13   #64
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9 0ut of 10 voices in my head say pull the trigger


The voices said stay home and clean your guns, but I came to work anyway
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Old 08-08-2002, 11:55   #65
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What do you call a person with no fear? An ambulance

My 4yr old has, "Been there broke that!"
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Old 08-08-2002, 12:01   #66
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Harley Davidson logo with the inscription, "If they made an airplane, would you fly in it?" ;M
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Old 08-09-2002, 19:48   #67
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Picture Bill Clinton wearing a tshirt with an arrow pointing down that says "I'm with stupid"
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Old 08-09-2002, 20:02   #68
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Gave my boss' wife a T-shirt that said: "My next husband will be normal"
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Old 08-12-2002, 01:21   #69
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Arrested a guy tonight for Parole Violation. He was wearing a black shirt with white letters saying "Don't make me violate my parole."

Funny end to a crappy day.;f

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Old 08-12-2002, 10:36   #70
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this one I saw on a customer at work

"Keep staring...I just might do a trick"


this is probably the best
on the front it says "I have a drug problem"
on the back it says. "Billy and dick have a quarter bag of weed.. There's about 48 hits in the bag, and it takes dick two hits to get the munchies, and it takes billy 4 hits to get the munchies. If they eat 15 pretzles each every time they get the munchies, how many pretzles will each one eat"

Funny as hell.
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Old 08-12-2002, 10:45   #71
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how about one I almost got.
it's a ben franklin quote "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

I once saw a baby with a blue shirt with white lettering saying-"are you my daddy" lol

"I was syzophrenic but we're okay now"

worst shirt idea-"I went to---- and all I got is this stupid t-shirt"

"Take me drunk, I'm home"

just thought of a great baby shirt idea
"They say you can't put a price on life, well they're wrong, my mom sold me for 2 dime bags and a crack pipe."

I saw one many years back with a picture of two little kids naked(figures, I was in provincetown)one boy and one girl, the boy is peeing and is looking at the girl and says, "No you can't touch mine, you all-ready broke yours off"

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Old 07-22-2009, 14:48   #72
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A stupid t-shirt I find funny:

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Old 07-22-2009, 19:37   #73
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I saw one at an EasyRider show one time:

"50,000 battered women in America, and all this time I've been eating them plain."

Wrong. Very wrong. Still funny.


Good Lord, this is an old thread...
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Old 07-22-2009, 22:03   #74
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:17   #75
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:49   #76
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Old 07-23-2009, 14:10   #77
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Old 07-23-2009, 14:13   #78
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Old 07-24-2009, 20:42   #79
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Bright multi-colored smear across the front. Letters read "I ran into Tammy Faye today"
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