As Edith was preparing for bed, she looked out the kithen window and saw that the light was on the storage shed. She called for her hubby George to show him. George snuck out to the shed and saw 4 youths in the shed robbing him. He quietly snuck in the house and called the police.
The police told him that they were very busy and could not send anyone right then. Upset, George hung up the phone. He counted to 60 and called them back telling them that he was the one that called and that there was no reason to hurry because he has shot the 4 men.
Within 5 minutes there was 3 police cars and an ambulance in his driveway.
The men were caught and arrested.
One of the officers was talking to George and said.... " I thought that you said that you shot them".
To which George replied...." I thought you said that all of you were busy"!!!
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