After the redneck had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'ur sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'uh to give me a piece of ass?"
"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.
Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"
When the redneck and the waitress returned half an hour later, he sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"
"Why yes," replied the redneck. "Ah sure' preciate what y'uh just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but where ah come from, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink
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