Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the old grandmas says, "We bet we can tell how old you are."
*The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it."
*One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your undershorts and we can tell your exact age."
*The grandmas stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and said,* "You're 84 years old!"
*The old man was stunned.* "Amazing! How did you guess that?"
*The ornery old grandmas, laughed.* Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, "You told us yesterday!"
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