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Old 01-12-2006, 06:57   #1
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Al, Bill & Hillary go to Heaven

Al, Bill & Hillary go to Heaven

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."


God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair"
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Old 01-12-2006, 08:01   #2
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not EVEN funny
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Old 01-12-2006, 19:45   #3
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It would be if the scene was in the OTHER place. ;f
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Old 01-12-2006, 19:47   #4
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That is what is great about this country everyone can have an opinion.
I personally feel if you shaved her head you would find 666 on her scalp!
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Old 01-12-2006, 19:48   #5
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I think it's hilarious. The maggot thinks she knows everything and can't be wrong.

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