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Old 01-12-2006, 08:48   #1
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Show And Tell

A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object to share with the class that represented their religion.

The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is a Star of David."

The second student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm a Catholic and this is the Crucifix."

The third student got in up front of the class and said, " My name is Tommy and I am Baptist and this is a casserole."
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Old 01-13-2006, 20:42   #2
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Re: Show And Tell

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A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object to share with the class that represented their religion.

The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is a Star of David."

The second student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm a Catholic and this is the Crucifix."

The third student got in up front of the class and said, " My name is Tommy and I am Baptist and this is a casserole."
Hi, my name is Tiffini, I'm a Mormon and this is green Jello?
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Old 01-14-2006, 00:14   #3
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Hi, my name is Tiffini, I'm a Mormon and this is green Jello?
What!? No shredded carrots?
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