How to tell flies apart.....
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded. "Oh...killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell them apart?" He responded....
3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
"Those who choose to live in denial may eventually be forced to live in fear.”
President G Bush, 10-16-02
Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. To insure peace, security and happiness, the rifle and the pistol are equally indespensable. They deserve a place of honor with all that's good.
~ George Washington