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Old 01-12-2006, 17:16   #1
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How to tell flies apart.....

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded. "Oh...killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell them apart?" He responded....












































3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Old 01-12-2006, 23:26   #2
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What do you call a fly with its wings torn out?





























A walk!
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