[Nowhere Man]

NO SEX SINCE 1955
>>
>> A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
>> event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There
>> was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies
>> in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant
>> Major for conversation.
>>
>> She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to
>> be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
>> "Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said,
>> "Just serious by nature."
>>
>> The young lady looked at his awards and decorations
>> and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
>>
>> The Sergeant Major's short reply was,
>> "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
>>
>> The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
>> conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up
>> a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
>>
>> The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
>> manner.
>>
>> Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you
>> don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last
>> time you had sex?"
>>
>> The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
>>
>> She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to
>> chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I
>> mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?"
>>
>> The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in
>> his matter-of-fact voice, "You think so?
>> It's only 2130 now."

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