A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia.
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard
such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I
shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"
The man replied, "I'll give you three good reasons;
#1, It's none of your damn business;
#2, She was my wife;
and, lastly, #3, I didn't know she was dead; she always acted that
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