A little bird waited too late to fly south.
While flying his wings froze up.
The bird fell to the ground nearly frozen.
Not long after he landed a cow came along and took a dump on him warming him up.
The bird stuck his head out and began chirping.
A fox heard the chirping came by and ate the bird.
People that put you in it are not always enemies.
People that get you out are not always your friend.
When your up to your neck in it KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT !!!!