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Old 02-02-2006, 06:19   #1
Nowhere Man
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the local brothel

> Two old men feeling they are close to their last
>>> days on earth decided to have a last night on the town. After
>>> a few drinks they >>
>>> end up at the local brothel.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The madam takes one look at the two old geezers
>>> and whispers to
>>>
>>> her manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and
>>> put an inflated doll in each bed."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. These
>>> two are so old
>>>
>>> and drunk they won't know the difference."
>>>
>>> The two men go up the stairs and take care of
>>> their business.
>>>
>>> As they are walking home the first one says,
>>> "You know, I think
>>>
>>> my girl was dead!"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Dead?" says his friend, "why would you think
>>> that?" "Well, she
>>>
>>> never moved or made a sound all the time I was
>>> loving her."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
>>>
>>> "A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her
>>> neck and I gave
>>>
>>> her a little bite, then she farted and flew out
>>> the window!!
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