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Old 07-05-2006, 15:11   #1
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For the maintenance guys

> Just for the maintenance guys
>
> A tourist walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals
>on display.
>
> While he was there, a Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant from the
>local Air Station
> walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll take a 6257 monkey,
>please."
>
> The man nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and took
>out a monkey.
>
> He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it to the
>Gunny, saying,
> "That'll be $1,000."
>
> The Gunny paid and left with the monkey.
>
> Surprised, the tourist went to the shopkeeper and said, "That
>was a very
> expensive monkey.
>
> Most of them are only a few hundred dollars.
>
> Why did that one cost so much?"
>
> The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that 6257 monkey, AIRFRAMER BY
>TRADE, he can
> rig aircraft flight controls, score 300 on the Marine Corps PFT,
>set up a
> perimeter defense and perform the duties of DNCO with no
>mistakes.
>
> It's well worth the money."
>
> The tourist spotted a monkey in another cage. "That one's even
>more
> expensive--$10,000! What does it do?"
>
> "Oh, that one is a "DIVISION CHIEF" monkey; it can instruct at
>all levels, supervise
> maintenance at any level, and even do most of the paperwork
>required for
> audits.
>
> A very useful monkey indeed," replied the shopkeeper.
>
> The tourist looked around a little longer and found a third
>monkey in a cage.
>
> The price tag read, "$50,000". The shocked tourist exclaimed,
>"That one costs
> more than all the others put together!
>
> What in the world could it do?"
>
> "Well, I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer
>and play with his
> dick, but his papers say he's a QUALITY ASSURANCE
>REPRESENTATIVE."
>
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Old 07-05-2006, 19:02   #2
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Oh, my.... an O4....

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Old 07-06-2006, 10:03   #3
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Very Funny !!! :joker:
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