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Old 07-14-2006, 12:52   #1
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Ohio girls

Ohio Girls

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came
home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Ohio girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything, but by the third day.... most of the swelling
had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough
to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a
landscaper. You gotta love them Buckeye Girls.
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Old 07-14-2006, 12:54   #2
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The above is meant as a joke only and no offense meant to girls from Alabama or Florida.

In fact, feel free to subsitute your own version of the states...
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Old 07-14-2006, 13:47   #3
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I'll have to show that one to my husband.

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Old 07-14-2006, 14:22   #4
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Old 07-14-2006, 14:28   #5
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I like that one. Same goes for us Kentucky girls.
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Old 07-14-2006, 16:39   #6
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Old 07-15-2006, 01:11   #7
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<-------i'm an ohio girl living in florida!!
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Old 07-16-2006, 01:27   #9
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The man should have the last word in any relationship...

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