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Old 01-16-2002, 14:46   #1
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Mind quiz.

> WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
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> ANSWER:- BREAD....
> IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND
> FIND YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE....
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> IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO
> QUESTION 2
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> (Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL
> "SILK".....WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
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> ANSWER:- "WATER"
> IF YOU SAID "MILK", THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU
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> NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?
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> IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
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> HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK
> HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....WHAT IS A
> GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
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> ANSWER:- "GLASS"
> IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE
> YOU STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!
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> IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO
> QUESTION 4
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> (Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT,
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> LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A
> CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY
> THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES
> SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" THE
> LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST GERMANY
> IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, ..... WHERE WOULD
> YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY
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> IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SENTENCE
> ABOVE THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE
> MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!
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> IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON
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> (Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th
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> IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER
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> GETTING THIS FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF,
> DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST
> AND FINAL QUESTION?
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> IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE
> LAST QUESTION
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> (Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR**
> YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD
> HAVEN (WALES).
> IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS,
> IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON,
> IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON,
> IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF,16 PEOPLE GET ON,
> IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON,
> IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON
> THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVE BUS DEPOT.....
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> WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
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Old 01-16-2002, 23:04   #2
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Does that mean that I have to take a taxi to St. Davids??
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Old 01-17-2002, 00:45   #3
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;g ya gots mi stump
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Old 01-17-2002, 11:49   #4
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Pretty neat, OriginalSin! BTW, what do I win for getting all of the questions correct?
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Old 01-17-2002, 15:22   #5
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Pretty neat, OriginalSin! BTW, what do I win for getting all of the questions correct?
You win that which is:

More powerful than God is supposed to be,
more evil than Satan is supposed to be,
stupider than Al Gore,
bigger than the universe,
wetter than water,
sandier than sand,
and more fun than a smoking Glock!
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Nothing!

I'm impressed you got them all, but!
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Lo there do I see my father. Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers. Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning. Lo they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them. In the halls of Valhalla. Where the brave may live forever.
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Old 01-18-2002, 12:48   #6
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I feel more dumb for having read that than I already did.;f ;f ;f ;f
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Old 01-21-2002, 19:02   #7
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Missed the first one. ONce I knew what type of quiz it was easy. Don't take the easy ones think.
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Old 01-21-2002, 20:38   #8
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So, if Mr. Jone's peacock lays an egg in Mr. Brown's garden, who is the rightful owner of the egg?
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Answer : Nobody, peacocks don't lay eggs, peahens do.
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Old 01-21-2002, 20:38   #9
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How much of each species did Moses take onto the Ark?
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Answer : None, Moses wasn't on the Ark, Noah was.
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Old 01-21-2002, 20:40   #10
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Do they have a 4th of July in England?
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Answer : Of course they do, and a 5th, and a 6th.......
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Old 01-23-2002, 13:21   #11
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I actually got those...they were really good tho!!!
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Old 07-22-2002, 15:23   #12
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I have to quibble with your answer to question five. Given the facts as stated, the hour hand will move one degree in one hour. In reality, an hour hand moves 30 degrees clockwise each hour on every clock I have ever seen (except in the case of 24 hour clocks, where it moves 15 degrees per hour). Otherwise, a good, but simple quiz.
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Old 07-22-2002, 21:12   #13
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While I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Every wife has seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
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How many were going to St Ives? Just one person. Me.
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Old 07-22-2002, 22:56   #14
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I have to quibble with your answer to question five. Given the facts as stated, the hour hand will move one degree in one hour. In reality, an hour hand moves 30 degrees clockwise each hour on every clock I have ever seen (except in the case of 24 hour clocks, where it moves 15 degrees per hour). Otherwise, a good, but simple quiz.
But that is in the real world. The question says. "IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th
> OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY
> DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?" It does not move 1/2 a degree like normal clock. Or a 1/4 degree on 24 hr clock.
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Old 07-22-2002, 23:53   #15
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