Use the following recipe for a mouthwatering bird:
1 turkey 12-15 lbs
2 cups popcorn
1 bottle of Wild Turkey bourbon
Coat turkey with spices of choice
Insert popcorn in cavity of bird
Pour bottle of bourbon over bird
Place in pre-ehated 350 degree oven until popcorn blows the ***** end of the turkey off.
Remove bird from oven and place to side
Drink the gravy!
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Copula eame se non posit acceptara jocularem.