A father took his young son to the opera for the first time.
The conductor started waving the baton, and the soprano began her
aria. The boy watched everything intently and finally asked:
"Why is he hitting her with his stick?" "He's not hitting her," answered the father with a chuckle.
"Well, then," asked the boy, "why is she screaming?"
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