When Life Begins
A minister, a priest and a rabbi were discussing when life begins.
"Those of my faith," said the minister, "believe that life starts when the heart begins to beat."
"We take a bit of a different view," said the priest, "in that we believe life starts at the moment of conception."
"Well," said the rabbi, "it is our belief that life starts when the kids move out and the dog dies."
"As an OK State Trooper once told me, "Why shouldn't a "good" citizen be allowed to carry a gun, all the "bad" guys already do.""
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