A very old couple, who have been married forever, are
sitting on their porch one night.
Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her
husband knocking him off the porch and into the nearby
bushes. He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?"
She replies, "For having a little pecker."
He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her sending her off the other side of the porch and into the bushes. She crawls back up and says, "What was that for?" He replies, "For knowing there was more than one size"
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