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Old 03-08-2007, 05:51   #1
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It can't be that difficult...

A guest in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. "I'd like one under-cooked egg so that it's runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it's tough and hard to eat. I'd also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee."

"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult." confused

The guest replied sarcastically, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday!"
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