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Old 03-15-2007, 13:13   #1
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Redneck Honeymoon

A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon.

The groom went to the front desk and asked for a room, saying, "This is a very special 'casion. It's our weddin' night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed."

The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"

The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."
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Old 03-15-2007, 19:17   #2
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Re: Redneck Honeymoon

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A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon.

The groom went to the front desk and asked for a room, saying, "This is a very special 'casion. It's our weddin' night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed."

The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"

The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."
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