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Old 03-19-2007, 01:41   #1
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Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into
Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at
them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome
to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
"Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other
one's 6. Why would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter.
"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
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