I've noticed some wierd things at the supermarket of late:
Microwave cake mix...if I need to make a cake that fast, you should have called and told me you were coming over.
Microwave Minute Rice....WHY? If it only took a minute in the first damn place.....
And finally...I was standing in the checkout line, and this Greenpeace type witch says, "Is that tuna you're buying dolphin safe?"
"Is it dolphin safe? You know, the fishing boats sometimes trap dolphins in the tuna nets and it kills them!"
I said, "Hell, lady, it ALWAYS kills the damn' tuna....what's the big deal?"
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