[Blitzer]

# Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.

# Always be sure to give the guy who complains about paying your salary his nickel back before you write his ticket; It will leave him with a better impression of your services.

# The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.

# Nobody needs a cop while the cop is around.

# Cops are society's Sacrificial Lambs. Hey, at least we're not their Jackasses. That would be the Brass.

# Even when you're not on call, you're on call. Just ask the Sgt., who doesn't want called.