Murphey's law for LEOs
# Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.
# Always be sure to give the guy who complains about paying your salary his nickel back before you write his ticket; It will leave him with a better impression of your services.
# The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.
# Nobody needs a cop while the cop is around.
# Cops are society's Sacrificial Lambs. Hey, at least we're not their Jackasses. That would be the Brass.
# Even when you're not on call, you're on call. Just ask the Sgt., who doesn't want called.
It doesn't matter what the Joe on the street thinks, it is who pays the biggest bribes to the electoral college gets elected as President! :crying: