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Old 03-22-2007, 01:48   #1
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The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride
Attracted raised eyebrow attention as they checked
Into the resort hotel.

Next morning at eight sharp, the groom came into
The dining room whistling a gay tune, sat down at
A table and ordered ham and eggs.

The smile on his face and the twinkle in his eye told
Everybody present that he was happy and confident.

Fifteen minutes later the young bride slowly trudged
Into the dining room and seated herself across from
Her 70-year old.

Her face was drawn and her voice weak as she ordered
Toast and coffee.

The groom, now finished, excused himself and strolled
Into the lobby for his morning cigar. As the waitress
Approached with the bride's toast and coffee, she said,
"Honey, I don't understand it.
Here you are a young bride with an old husband,
Looking like you've encountered a buzz saw."

"That guy," said the bride, "double crossed me.

He told me he saved up for 60 years and I thought
He was talking about money
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