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Getting married
An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.
She said, "I want to keep my house."
He said, "That's fine with me."
She said, "And, I want to keep my Lincoln Towncar."
He said, "That's fine with me."
She said, "And I want to have sex 6 times a week!"
He said, "That's fine with me. Put me down for Fridays.
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