What women say about men
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted a several times.
Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Because they're all pigs.
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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