Things dogs should remember
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the
I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
Schiit audio, everything else ain't.