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Old 03-29-2007, 12:27   #1
lethal tupperwa
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You don't know Jack Sh***

Subject: Who is Jack Schitt
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> For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
> ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
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> Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
> intellectual way.
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> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
> magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
> had one son, Jack.
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> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
> produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
> Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
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> Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
> high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
> divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
> were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
> then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
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> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
> a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
> children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
> childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
> ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
> Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
> and Horse.
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> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
> returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
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> Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
> them.
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> Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
>
> NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH. REMEMBER:
> LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE.
>
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Old 03-30-2007, 17:48   #2
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No Schitt?

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Old 03-31-2007, 04:31   #3
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I've gotta send that one around to some Azole buddies.
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:05   #4
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Here's a link to this on video.....it's even funnier!

http://jack.zunino.net/knowjack.htm
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