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Old 05-18-2007, 13:07   #1
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The Barber

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week".
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the
barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses
waiting for him at his door.


Later, a baker comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from
you; I'm doing community service this week."

The baker is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber
goes to open up, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.


Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week ."

The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning
when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen
different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming
More Successful."


Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning
when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up - all waiting for their free haircut.
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Old 05-21-2007, 01:01   #2
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Free Haircuts--Another version

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a baker comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The baker is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats waiting for him at his door. After receiving their haircuts, ten of the twelve Democrats(all lawyers) sue the barber for giving them a bad haircut and win. After the trial, the barber looses his barbershop due to his legal fees, not having the shop open during the trial and losing all of his life's savings. To top it all off, he finally goes into a deep depression caused by all of the problems he has had dealing with the Democrats. As a result, he kills his wife and then commits suicide. What really PO’d the barber, just before he pulled the trigger, was that the “community service” was part of his sentence for calling a lawyer an “SOB”.

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