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Old 05-27-2007, 01:41   #1
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Jesus?

This couple was crossing the desert with a camel. The lady was pregnant and riding the camel. All of a sudden, they were stopped by an Israeli patrol. The soldiers asked for some identification. The soldiers looked at the I.D.s and saw that the man was Joseph, and the lady was Mary. So they asked the couple where they were going. They replied "Jerusalem." The two soldiers looked at each other and grinned, "Yea, and I guess your going to name the baby Jesus?" The couple replied, "
What!? We look Puerto Rican?!?!?!"
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