Originally posted by okie
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
I do want to die before my wife, But not for a long long time. And, I want to spend that time with her.
The only reason I want to die first is that she does so much stuff during the normal day I could never do all my stuff and hers.
"If your plan is for one year, plant rice.
If your plan is for ten years, plant trees.
If your plan is for one hundred years,
educate children." -- Confucius