A prostitute met a ninety-year-old man at a bar. Feeling a surprising urge, he asked her if she wanted to have some fun. She said "Oh come on, you've had it." He replied "Ok, how much do I owe you?"
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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