After catching the class bully picking on the class nerd, Mrs Jensen takes Jimmy to the side and says as punishment you will go to the front of the class and say two things...something positive about Larry and something negative about yourself... otherwise you get a zero for the day and have to serve detention.
Reluctantly Jimmy stands infront of the class and says...
1) Larry is cool
2) I lie under pressure
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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