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Twins
A doctor had just delivered twins...a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought
them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. As
he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said, "You can't
touch those babies. You aren't sterile!" With out missing a beat, he said
proudly "You're telling ME I'm not sterile!"
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