Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was
By the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him
a comb. That
Afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That
afternoon the Army
Dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been
For Herman for 51 years.
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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