The woman was happily showing off her new BMW.
"It was nice of your husband to buy you that new car," said a friend.
"Nice nothing! He had to," explained the woman. "I caught him in bed with the maid."
"Oh, how dreadful!" replied the friend, sympathetically. "Well, did you fire her?"
"Certainly not! I still need all new matching outfits to go with the car!"
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