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Old 07-12-2007, 08:58   #1
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World Records

World Records



Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the
world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most tacky, rude, crude,
gross & disgusting person in the world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to
have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out
looking deliriously happy.

"It's official; I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am
now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later,
Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says,























"Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell*?





*For political correctness, it perfectly acceptable to substitute Hilary R. Clinton for Rosie!!!!!
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