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Old 07-18-2007, 01:47   #1
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Motel 6

REJECTED MOTEL SIX SLOGANS

16) We're working on that smell thing, too.

15) Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.

14) As seen on "COPS".

13) If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the sheets.

12) Not just for nooners anymore.

11) We left off the 9, but you know it's there.

10) You rented the room, now buy the video.

9) Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.

8) We'll leave the Lysol for ya!

7) Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!

6) We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*.

5) It's Hookerriffic!

4) Official Lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins.

3) Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!

2) Cheap and Easy -- Just Like Your Mother.

and the Number 1 Rejected Motel 6 Slogan...

1) We put the "Ho" in "Hotel"
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Old 07-18-2007, 16:17   #2
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Re: Motel 6

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2) Cheap and Easy -- Just Like Your Mother.

That's a dirty crack.....


...Speaking of dirty cracks, How's your sister?



Ohh that was a low blow......


........Speaking of low blow's, how's your brother.
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Old 07-21-2007, 13:56   #3
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I like #8.
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Old 07-21-2007, 13:58   #4
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Re: Re: Motel 6

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Ohh that was a low blow......


........Speaking of low blow's, how's your brother.
I don't know, why don't you ask your dad
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Old 07-22-2007, 19:05   #5
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there's one missing...something about the odor of incense and curry at the check-in desk.
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Old 07-23-2007, 01:25   #6
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there's one missing...something about the odor of incense and curry at the check-in desk.
That ain't no lie John
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Old 07-24-2007, 13:36   #7
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Hey Vafish, don't spose you have a video of you falling out of that canoe?
(I am hoping that you didn't hurt yourself)
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Old 07-25-2007, 18:15   #8
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Hey Vafish, don't spose you have a video of you falling out of that canoe?
(I am hoping that you didn't hurt yourself)

Huh????

I'm missing something.
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