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Old 07-23-2007, 07:18   #1
ChuteTheMall
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Bill & Hillary & Al Gore Go To Heaven (fiction)

Unfortunately, Al Gore and Bill & Hillary Clinton arrive early in heaven, and God addresses them one at a time.

Al is first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. You are a good man. Come and sit at my left.''

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill Replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You have shown remorse and you are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''

She replies: "I believe you're in my chair"

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Old 07-23-2007, 09:52   #2
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DISARMING GOOD PEOPLE GETS THEM MURDERED.

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