Unfortunately, Al Gore and Bill & Hillary Clinton arrive early in heaven, and God addresses them one at a time.
Al is first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. You are a good man. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill Replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You have shown remorse and you are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''
She replies: "I believe you're in my chair"