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Old 07-26-2007, 19:26   #1
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"Onestone" The Red Indian with one testicle

There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone." The Red
Indian was so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name
and he asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around
and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her
all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got
around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird
returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin,
was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made
love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her
all the
next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????............................

OH, come on...take a guess!

Think about it.

(You're going to love this!)

And the moral is

...You can't kill two birds with one stone.
If you shoot any creature on earth in the face, it will tend to leave you alone.
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