The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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